Not Knowing Spanish And Living In Mexico? A Dangerous Mix

If you happen to have an interest in expatriationwho are staying in San Miguel de Allende
and are targeting Mexico as a possibility, here is(Gringolandia Incarnate) come to Guanajuato and
some of the banter you most certainly will readbecome very out-of-sorts over not being able to
on the forums: "To Learn Spanish or Not Tofind many English speaking locals in the tourist
Learn Spanish, That is the Question!"industry. And, speaking of San Miguel de Allende,
I fall, of course, on the "You've got to learnthe playground of the rich and famous Gringos,
Spanish" side of the fence. My main arguments inthe prices for everything are so high that many
my columns have been that you can never, evercan't afford to live there. It is no longer an
learn the culture of Mexico without the access toAmerican Retiree Haven unless you are rich.
the Cultural Portal--the language! But, myPrices in the Prime-Living Locations for expats
arguments generally, not always, fall on deaf ears.have soared so high that they are now looking
The solution so many American expats seem totoward the center of the country, the Mexican
love is moving into a well-honed Gringohighlands, to find places for retirement and learning
infrastructure called, "Gringolandia". In these littlethe language does not seem to be on their list of
enclaves they've banned together to form theirthings to do to get ready.
own little version of America in their own littleSo, you move to a little place off the beaten path
American colony and practice their own littlein Mexico. One day you are strolling along in a
version of American colonialism. Part of thislovely little plaza and you suddenly keel over in
includes a self-governing practice not evensome sort of attack or seizure. The very
remotely resembling a democracy. If you want toSpanish-only locals see you are having some sort
be a part of it, then it is their way or it is theof medical emergency and very valiantly rush you
highway. They will even enforce their Lord of theinto a Spanish-only clinic. You can't string enough
Flies government with threats and carry some ofSpanish words together to barely order a cup of
them out--or at least try to.coffee much less begin to tell the doctor what's
Is this true of all of them without exception?wrong with you and what medications you take
No,of course not. But I have to say that so as tothat might interfer with what he or she is about
minimize the death threats this blog will surelyto inject you with. Your friend whose Spanish is
bring.worse than yours, cannot do anything to ease
Another part of these Gringolandias is that theythe language crisis and all he can do is stand there
find the bilingual Mexicans and use them. They useand hope you don't die.
them for everything. They use them to do theirFiction? Nope. I know someone it happened to.
bidding in the real Mexican world that existsLook: Americans remarkably do not seem to get
outside of their little Bubbled Gringolandias thatthat in the popular resort areas and in the areas
require using the language. (Where I live I amthat have become the Gringolandias of Mexico
wondering when the locals who speak English willwhere English is widely spoken, that this is not
figure out they should begin to charge for thesetrue everywhere in Mexico. And yet, they keep
translation and interpretation services and make acoming as tourists and expats into the
killing off the monolingual Gringos?)non-Prime-Living and Resorts areas of Mexico fully
Whether someone agrees or not with my viewsexpecting the locals to be bilingual.
of expatriation to Mexico and the Spanish issueAt the very least when a tourist, have your
can certainly be debated. What cannot be argued,medical history and medicines you take translated
however, is that if the Gringo tries living in an areaonto a card, or something, that you can give to
of Mexico where English is not widely spoken, andthe doctor in an emergency room.
is out cruising the town and has a medicalAt the very least as an expat, learn Spanish! Stop
emergency, just what in "English's Name Only" areusing the excuse that it is too hard, you are too
they going to do?old, you've tried but it just is too hard, or
Many are being attracted, in recent years, towhatever else your monolingual lazy butt can
Central Mexico. It offers cheaper living and that'sthink of.
mainly what is sought regarding expatriatism.The truth, the Linguistic Evidence, is that you are
What many do not understand is that the cities innot too old. Learning Speech is hardwired into
Mexico that have developed a Gringoevery human's brain. Stop confusing learning
infrastructure with plenty of English to go around,something about Spanish--grammar--with learning
is an artificial thing (and much moreSpanish--speech.
mega-expensive). It is a hybrid. I've seen visitorsNO EXCUSES! LEARN SPANISH RIGHT NOW!