Do You Talk to Your Computer?

Well, do you? No, I don't mean the things you sayAnd that, of course, is one of the downsides of
to it when you get that blue screen of death, ordictation software. Some are definitely better
when half a day's work disappears without athan others both at actual dictation, and at
trace. What I mean is have you ever thought ofcorrecting when they misunderstand. When you
dictating stuff into your computer rather thanstart using one of these programs they take you
having to type it?through a brief "training process" where the
And your next question will be "Why should I?".software learns how you talk. Don't be fooled by
No reason, I suppose, for most people exceptthis. The actual training to use the program goes
that it eases the risk of repetitive strain injury. It'son for quite a long time, and it's a two-way
supposed to be quicker, too, though if you sitprocess. The program has to learn the way you
there all day talking to your computer you're likelytalk and any specifics of your vocabulary. You
to get some strange looks from your colleagues!have to learn how to talk to the program so that
It can be fun, too. Most of the fun, of course,it best understands you.
comes from seeing those strange looks on otherIs it faster than typing? That's a good question. It
people's faces. Some of the misinterpretations bypartly depends on how fast a typist you are, and
the software can be amusing as well. Many arepartly on how well trained your dictation software
fairly straightforward and can be simply corrected.and you are. It does need a fairly powerful
Some, though, are real howlers. For example, Icomputer to get it going with any degree of
was dictating something the other day and Ispeed and I wouldn't recommend it as something
forget what I actually said but one of theto do just for something to try. But if you're
correction options but the software offer wasmore of a "hunt and peck" typist, or you do have
"send a mummy a seagull"! Now, I can promiseproblems with your hands, then it can be a great
you, that was nothing like what I dictated. But itasset. I can vouch for that. I have arthritis in my
took quite a bit of fiddling, and a moderatehands and typing is very painful, so I rely almost
amount of time, to convince the dictationtotally on my voice input. And yes, this whole
program to type the correct thing.article has been dictated.