My Wife Has Trouble Writing Articles

My wife works in a stressful job as athe lap-top. That sounds harsh but she is in too
membership and careers advisor, and part of herdeep and sometimes it is best to ditch and
job is to write articles for submission into variousrestart. If I try to fix her article it is going to take
trade magazines.hours. If we start over, the article can be done in
I know it's going to be a tense night when sheless than half and hour.
comes home from work and sets up her lap topWhat I do then is simple. I use a writer's formula.
up on the dining table. She doesn't come in andFirst I ask "Who is the target audience?" In this
say something like, "Honey, tonight I have to docase it is the membership in a construction
an article on the recent careers expo, could youenvironment so I draw a cartoon hand with the
help me please?" Partly because words like Honeythumbs up to convey the thumbs up that guys
went out of our vocabulary a long time ago.give each other when they like something. Real
Partly because as a Taurus, or spouse, she is tooboys stuff but it is also the target audience so
bloody stubborn to ask. So I set about gettingthe quick draw picture helps maintain focus.
the meal. Tensions build.That step sounds trivial but it is really important. If
The way she goes about her article is wrong. SheI can get my wife to move into a talking mode,
builds up the tensions. She resents having to bringas if she was just chatting with to one of the
work home, hates computers, hates writing andguys, then her writing to that audience will
hates me because I won't just do the articles forimprove. The stiffness and uppity office language
her. If I was a word inside her computer, thedisappears from her writing and her work
moment she opened the lap top, I would run andbecomes far easier to read. A lot of people try
hide. If I was a good word, I would let all theand write to too broad an audience. It doesn't
crappy words go out before I made mywork.
entrance. Words take on feelings and you canThen, I ask how many words are required. Usually
sense the feelings when you read an article.it is 200, 500, or 800. In this case she wanted
I have suggested to her that she use either voice250. Now I know who I am writing to and how
recognition software or writing enhancementmuch. I can break the task down, 250 words. 5
software to make the process a lot easier andparagraphs, is 50 words per paragraph. (47 words
quicker. Do the article as a spoken piece, even ifin this paragraph)
she is in a foul mood, (I didn't actually say that bitNext, on a blank sheet of paper I space five
to her) and then use enhancement software towords or short phrases equally down the page as
coax the good words back out into the article.follows: Intro, point 1, point 2, point 3, and
The enhancements introduce diversity of languageconclusion. Then I get her to give me a few
and can be used to help create better emotionalwords on each heading. Up to ten is fine. I do a
tones. She reckons that is my job but, by thatword count 30 words - 120 to go.
time we have gone five rounds and all my goodBecause there is a structure in place, and we
words have also gone into hiding. If it was on myhave been mulling over the whole piece for a few
computer I would let her White Smoke herminutes now, ideas are starting to flow. I ask for
articles and save her massive time and energyabout 10 to 15 words for each point. That gives
and help her to find the article tone she is lookingenough information to define the point but not
for.enough to run out of ideas. It also adds another
In addition to being too uptight, every time she50 words. The total now is 80 with 130 to go.
has to write an article she starts at paragraphI go back to each point and build it up a bit. As
one and then tries to just keep going. That is awe discuss each point I will pick up the elements
habit she learned from the old typewriter days. Itand jot down about 20 to 30 words for each
was the way she learned to use a keyboard so itpoint. Let's say 25. That adds 125 words so we
is her primacy learning experience and thereforeare now up to 205 words. This whole process has
instinctive and hard for her to go beyond.taken less than ten minutes and we are almost
Sometimes you just have to learn how to let go.there.
She will get a few words down and then justI then get my wife to open up a blank sheet on
stare at the screen like a startled jellyfish withher lap top and put in the material we have just
stinging glances in my direction. Anyway, shedone on paper. We could have gone straight to
freezes up, gets massively tense, and doesn'tthe lap top but she had frozen and locked up so
enjoy the process so her creativity shuts down.we needed a fresh start. Also, I wanted her to
Why don't I just write her articles? I could, butuse the blank paper approach because one of the
pretty soon she would be found out. I can teachgreat tricks is to jot down the outline in the
her tricks and short cuts and she can use themmorning over a cup of coffee, forget it for a
to develop her own style as a writer.while, and then just pick it up from the rough
She is not a writer and writing is a necessary partnotes and write the article.
of her job so cheat. Well not really cheat, but useShe gets the first draft less than 20 minutes
the available technology to speed up theafter we started. She chucks a few more words
processes and create more time for other thingsin each paragraph, give or take a bit as required,
in her life, like, being nice to me. When she is reallyand the word count is up to the required 250.
bogged down (and I have finished the dishes andShe reads the article, is not happy with the fourth
cleaned up) I will gently ask "Would you like me toparagraph so she ditches it and writes a new,
help?" If she is frustrated enough and the articlesingle paragraph in a few minutes and presto -
has to be in the next day, she will reply "Yes".the article is done and it is her article, not mine. In
At that point I stipulate that we have to startthe morning, on her way out she said "Oh, thanks
again and do it my way and I get her to closefor helping me with the article" - and she meant it.