Spanish, Studios & Staples

p>The news media constantly reports thepatiently listens to my story. He calmly replies,
benefits of keeping our brains sharp through"Ridgely, we do not have a microphone on our
cognitive thinking.  Now, researches urge peoplecomputer. Who knew?
to exercise their brain by getting out of theirI could not believe I had been screaming
comfort zone. A person needs to engage inESTUDIO into a deaf computer. Of course, then
something  new to stretch his/her brain. Doinghe asked me when I had decided to learn Spanish
crossword puzzles and sudoku do stimulate theand why. All I wanted to know was where I could
brain, yet they do not reach or cultivate newI get a microphone. He sent me to Staples. LT
 pathways. One example of stretching the brainassured me this was an easy non-tech decision
 is learning a foreign language. This is the reason Ipurchase.
decided to learn Spanish.Mom was visiting so the two of us went up to
Rosetta Stone's is the nation's leading languageStaples. I love Staples. I love office supplies so I
learning program among those offered. I knew Itend to loiter around the post-its, pens and paper
could be bilingual in six months. The day theclips.. A very nice associate walked up and asked
software arrived, I immediately installed it on myif he could help me find anything. I reluctantly
computer.turned away and told him I needed a microphone
RS works through a voice recognition process tofor my computer, preparing myself for the
emulate native speakers of Spanish. A studentendless barrage of questions. None came.
learns interactively by speaking aloud the imagesWith a zip in his step he walked across two aisles
on the screen. With voice recognition, theand pointed to an array of microphones. He
program gives the student ongoing feedback toselected one he thought would work for my
ensure pronunciation is correct.intended purpose. I looked at the microphone,
The first image that flashed on the screen was alooked at him, and said very loudly, Well, THAT
studio or office. In Spanish this translates: 'estudio'.WAS EASY. I kid you not- he was dumbfounded.
 RS did not recognize my pronunciation ofI then realized what I had said- all the customers
'estudio'. I repeat this process many times, sayingnearby started laughing. Mommy walked up, she
estudio aloud.started laughing. Nobody could believe I had
I then stop and check  the speakers and verifyactually said this.
the mute button was not enabled. I participate inAfter somewhat regaining my composure, I paid
this one sided conversation for ten minutesfor the microphone and left.
screaming ESTUDIO into my computer- nothing.LT attached the microphone to the computer.
I am so discouraged. I call LT at work to tell himThen somehow life got in the way of my Spanish
something is wrong with our computer. Helessons.