7 Phrases You Can't Say in Sales

7 Phrases You Can't Say in Sales
Nobody can sell this cheaper than me. Nobody?
(Because They Will Undermine Your CredibilityFirst off, the world is a big place with a lot of
others selling things a lot like what other
and Drop Your Closing Rate)salespeople have. If the salesperson really has the
world's lowest price on something and can do
business both legally and profitably, instead of
wasting time one-on-one with prospects, he or
Copyright 2004 by Doug Smartshe should put up a website and rake in the
dough. And second, the problem with bragging
about being cheapest (besides triggering buyers'
skepticism) is that it is a lousy way to make a
Years ago, George Carlin listed seven words youprofit. A more satisfactory approach is to show
can't say on television. Then HBO came along, saidthe value of the product, service, or idea. Value
all the words, and the world of television changedtakes into account integrity, experience, service,
forever. Now, I know that even before you readreliability, trustworthiness, uniqueness, desirability,
the seven no-no phrases in sales, you might bereturn, and how the buyer will be better for
tempted to think, oh, whatever these are theybuying. Promoting value ahead of price is a
will eventually become acceptable, too.rock-solid strategy for long-term success.
There are two big problems with this reasoning.We are the best! Okay, maybe there are a few
situations in which this is credible. And I am not
1. Television has been around for about sixtyopposed to the power of positive thinking as a
years so it is still a youngster experiencingconfidence builder. But the truth is buyers have
growing pains; sales started way back when thelearned that ninety-nine percent of the salespeople
inventor of the wheel made a few extras to sellwho say it are lying. A phrase like this turns on
to friends.their BS filter. Best, like beauty, is in the eye of
the buyer - not the salesperson.
2. The seven sales phrases are already being said
by salespeople and they are delivering decidedly
mediocre results. They live on because veteran
salespeople say them and novice salespeople apeAlways and never. This pair stands on the same
them. The cycle continues.quicksand as "We are the best." They sound like
exaggerations and are frequently perceived as
stretching the truth. For example, how truthful do
these two statements sound? "We always
The big challenge with these words is that theyprovide quality service." "Our delivery drivers are
undermine the credibility of salespeople and theynever late." Many people simply don't take always
encourage defensive barriers to spring up in theand never at face value. A few years ago I did a
minds of the prospective buyers. Talk aboutseries of training programs for engineers from
salespeople shooting themselves in the foot!several Miller Brewing locations. I asked each to
These phrases either degrade what could be awrite the words always and never. Then I asked
great sale down to a pedestrian transaction oreach to express as a percentage what the words
they scare off buyers. And worse, lessmeant. As you would expect, some saw always
experienced salespeople think they are supposedas a one hundred percent occurrence and never
to say these phrases in order to entice buyers.as zero percent. But the unforgettable thing was
Here is a word to my sales colleagues: No matterthat twenty-five percent saw them as
whether you are selling products, services, and/orsomewhere in between. To many, always and
ideas, avoid using these phrases! They will makenever were so abused they became synonymous
buyers distrust you.with frequently and occasionally. For example, "I
never lie" was readily perceived as a lie and was
reinterpreted to mean "I occasionally lie."
As you read these seven, think of yourself as a
buyer not a salesperson. (Did you ever stop to
consider that over the course of your life you willWhat you need is... This is actually a great phrase
most likely buy more products and services thanafter high levels of rapport and trust have been
you will sell?) As a buyer, imagine you are indeveloped. But even then this is pretty
situation in which a salesperson has recently madepresumptuous on the part of the salesperson
your acquaintance. Test your gut reaction. Do anybecause he is not the one who has to live with
of these seven make you want to buy - or dothe purchase. Just a few days ago a salesperson,
they make you want to run?with whom there was not much rapport or trust,
told me "What you need is this computer." That
may have been so, but the salesperson did not
ask questions -- so he knew little about me, my
Here are the seven deadly phrases in sales.situation, or what I wanted to accomplish. I didn't
Actually, one of these is a pair of words, not acare what he thought I needed. I listened, learned
phrase. But all of these leave the same unpleasanta few things, walked out the store, and bought
after-taste as one bad word.one elsewhere. (See number one.)
Trust me. Instructing people to trust aThis is perfect for everyone. This is another
salesperson is pretty much like setting up astatement that is hard to accept as true (Is H&R
too-familiar joke whose punch line is going to beBlock perfect for everyone?). Before adding this
"you are an idiot so just give me lots of yourone to the list I tried hard to think of one
money now." The pairing of trust and me signalscommercial product or service that really is
buyers to put up their defense shields and turn onperfect for everyone. The closest I could get
their BS filters (for Better Sense, of course).was bottled water. But then I thought, "If the
Trust is one of the two concepts that the morebrand of bottled water you sell is indeed perfect
somebody asks for it, the more elusive itfor everyone, why do you have competition?
becomes. Trust - like love - cannot be requestedDoesn't the mere existence of stiff competition
effectively. Although it is plentiful, it has to beindicate that for some buyers other brands are
earned to be genuine. And besides, it is themore perfect for them?" Okay, you don't sell
buyer's prerogative to decide whom to trust,bottled water. But re-read the above substituting
when, and how much. Asking for trust will actuallyyour stuff for bottled water.
hinder the salesperson from getting it. (P.S."Believe
me when I say..." is in the same league.)
Some other phrases, such as "The check is in the
mail," undermine rather than build. No matter how
I'm your friend. It is tempting for a salesperson towell intentioned, when salespeople use these
think a buyer is a new friend after the two shareseven phrases, and related phrases, buyers hear
fifteen minutes excitedly discussing a mutualsomething that is questionable. This can cause
experience or passion. This happens, for example,buyers to react protectively and be selective
when both share an obsession for golf and bothabout what they choose to believe. That results in
once played the course at Pebble Beach in theirfewer closed sales. A smart strategy for
youth. However, too many salespeople mistakesalespeople is to steer clear of these seven toxic
rapport for friendship. The two are not the same.phrases.
Friendship requires an emotional investment and
real commitment. Friendship takes time, energy,Doug Smart helps select, develop, and retain
and some sacrifice. Friendliness is a great way toexceptional sales managers and salespeople who
ease any tensions in the sales process butare passionate about thier work. He is the author
over-friendliness can raise resentment in buyers'of "Grow Your Sales by Selling Smarter Not
minds.Harder." He is a consultant and speaker who has
presented 2,000 paid presentations around the
world.